Oh lord help me. I have an aunt, an uncle and two cousins staying at my house. Normally that wouldn’t be a big deal but hell yeah it’s a big deal when a 12 year-old watches you surf the net 24/7 and a 7 year-old likes to run around the house screaming, making weird sounds and taking people’s food. I know he can’t help it but really, there has to be a limit to everything, especially annoying things.

Oh, and the 12 year-old. OH. She comes up behind me whenever I’m not aware at first but after doing that for half a night, she contended herself by just standing beside me. Which sucks even more. I can’t even blog properly because she likes to read random sentences from my post. Hell. It. Is. Annoying. Right now though, I thank Kim Possible from the bottom of my heart for being capable of capturing her unwavering attention.

Damn. It’s commercial time. Pleasedontcomeoverpleasedontcomeoverpleasedontcomeover. And she likes Zac Efron. *gags* Help me please.

Well, their parents are fine though. Friendly, nice, rather chatty, definitely passed the ‘good guest’ test. Unfortunately, they — Oh god. Sorry, a bit jumpy right now — do not seem to notice my strained smiles and my stretched patience. Oh damn, I just remembered something. Christmas Eve is Monday which leaves me three days to find a freaking present. Shit.

Who wants to fetch me to Pyramid? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime-chance! No one? Okay fine. I’ll just use presents I got from last year then. Please don’t tell anyone. *winks*